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Top Chef Season 15, Episode 5: 'This Is Not Glamping'

TOP CHEF EPISODE 5 RECAP

 

If you’ve been following Top Chef Colorado, then you know that the “Bear Den”—a trio of burly male chefs, all of whom share a room and seem to suffer from sleep apnea—is bereft of one if its cubs following last week’s elimination of Tyler Anderson, the guy from Connecticut who was booted back to the East Coast. The Bear Den feels a little empty,” sighs a wistful Bruce Kalman, the challenger from Los Angeles who also landed in the bottom three.

Cut to Brother Luck, the Colorado Springs chef who cooked dirty rice—the one and only recipe that was given to him by his late father—for last week’s emotional Elimination Challenge, which focused on dishes that represented the heritage of the chefs. “I really cooked more for me than for the judges, and while it was risky, it really satisfied my soul. Top Chef is pushing me to cook from different levels of experience and inspiration. Brother Luck style is changing!” fist bumps Luck. He announces, too, that his mornings have a new ritual: “I wake up and look in the mirror and be, like, you have pride, you have power!”

There’s definitely power in numbers in the Top Chef Kitchen, which is full of surprises, including three former Top Chef contestants. “Welcome to Last Chance Kitchen. Whoever wins this competition is going back into the competition right now,” declares head judge Tom Colicchio. The theme? The returning chefs are tasked with cooking with guts, namely internal organs and entrails—things like livers and kidneys. Fifteen minutes later, it’s judgment day. “What I liked was that all of the dishes were offal-forward,” deadpans Colicchio.

Host Padma Lakshmi waltzes in with one folded chef coat. She should have brought two, because Colicchio pulls a fast one. It's a tie! Both Claudette Zepeda-Wilkins, the feisty chef from San Diego and Lee Anne Wong, a veteran Top Chef contestant from 2006 (who’s also three months pregnant) create magic, and Colicchio deems them dually victorious. Judging from the reactions of this season’s challengers, there are too many chefs in the kitchen.

More surprises! There’s no Quickfire Challenge. Instead, purrs Lakshmi, “I think it’s time for a little Kumbaya.” Eyebrows are raised. “You can’t visit Colorado and not spend time in the great outdoors,” she teases. “For your Elimination Challenge, you’re going…camping!” But not just any camping. The chefs are heading for the “beautiful mountains of Estes Park!” enthuses Lakshmi. “I really want to see what you can do with just fire, camping equipment and limited ingredients.”

Colicchio raises the bar: “I’m looking for a five-star meal in the woods,” he quips. No pressure.

The chefs, they’re told, will be cooking with ingredients native to Colorado. “Stay warm…because it’s looking like it’s going to snow,” smirks Lakshmi.  The chefs lunge for the pantry. Luck goes flying. Literally. Eggs roll. “It’s like an airplane hittin’ a chicken coop,” say Luck. “What a terrible idea,” he moans.

Denver’s Carrie Baird is more optimistic “I grew up in Idaho, and we were a pretty outdoorsy family. We did a lot of river-tripping and camping, so cooking at a campsite is not unfamiliar to me,” she says. While the other chefs dive headfirst for quail, venison and buffalo, Baird settles on a dish that could make or break her: “It might be crazy, but I’ve decided to make a cake. No one else is going to do that; it’s going to set me apart.” Her dad used to cook cakes in a large Dutch oven, so there you have it. Advantage: Baird.

Off they go in their ritzy BMW’s packed with camping gear, passing Colorado’s gorgeous snow-capped peaks, rustic cabins and lots and lots of deer on their way to Estes Park. They stop at an outdoor camping store, which doesn’t sell Dutch ovens, so Baird must resort to plan B, which entails baking her cake—now cakes—in individual cups.

The chefs pull up to the camping site and, lo and behold, there’s enough snow to trigger an avalanche. “This has got to be a joke,” opines Carrie. Nope, not a joke. The chefs grab their shovels and start digging. No one, except Baird, has a clue about setting up the tents. “She’s like Miss Wilderness,” says Luck, who’s emerging as the king of one-liners.

Once the tents are in place (thanks to Baird), the chefs start prepping for the day ahead. “We should be sipping delicious beers,” suggests Baird. Later, they do (Colorado beers, naturally), and they have s’mores, too, courtesy of Colicchio, who has the wherewithal to realize that it’s cold out there. “To the great outdoors,” says Baird, raising her can to the stars.

They sleep (sort of) and wake up to cobalt blue Colorado skies the next morning. Just another day in paradise.

Baird, though, is struggling. Her first test batch of cakes are too hot from the original oven she used, so she clears the snow down to the ground and adds a heap of logs that break down to charcoal. “Carrie is MacGyvering her dish. She’s legit,” praises her comrade from Colorado Springs. Except that she burns the next batch of cakes, too. “My dad made this look so much easier,” she sighs.

The judges traipse through the snow and take their seats at an outdoor table. It’s al fresco dining in the woods!

Baird’s maple and pine nut upside down cake with honey oats and strawberry, rhubarb, raspberry and blueberry jam generates raves from the panel, which includes professional chef and restaurateur Naomi Pomeroy and representatives from Estes Park. “This is the perfect way to serve Carrie’s upside-down cake,” coos Lakshmi. “Right side up is the best way to serve an upside-down cake,” echoes Colicchio.

Luck’s dish, a lemon-herb pheasant with rutabaga, caraway and ramps, isn’t quite so popular. “The flavor of the pheasant was great, but the rest was a mess,” scolds judge Gail Simmons.

Baird’s cakes are a favorite, and her dessert lands her in the top three. “I’ve rarely had a dessert on this show with such nuance,” gushes Simmons. “It’s beyond good,” says Colicchio.

Despite the glory of Baird’s cake, it's Kalman from the “Bear Den” who wins top honors for his cavatelli pasta, which he shapes using the blade on his freakin’ mandoline. Genius, really.

It’s Tu David Phu, the often forlorn chef from Oakland, who gets sent packing for his sin of preparing rabbit three ways. Actually, according to Colicchio, Phu is kicked to the curb because of his garnishes. “You need to spend more time on the garnish,” says Colicchio. Really? He’s axed because of a garnish mishap? Still, Phu isn’t surprised. “I was overambitious,” he admits. “I was expecting this.”

Next week on Top Chef Colorado: “Why aren’t you cooking our food like that?” pleads a clearly disgruntled Lakshmi to one of the chefs. A pregnant Wong heads toward an ambulance. And it looks like Keegan Gerhard, former host of Food Network Challenge and chef and co-owner of D Bar Denver, in Denver’s Uptown ‘hood, is a guest judge.  

By Lori Midson


For its fifteenth season, Top Chef, the smash Bravo TV show that features 15 chefs from across the country competing in high-pressure culinary challenges, unfolds in venues across Colorado, including several locations in Denver. Tune into Top Chef Colorado every Thursday night on Bravo. Check your local listings for airtimes.

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